Steak-Loaded Chippies
WITH PICKLED RED ONIONS
Halloween Finger Food Vol. 2 🦇 I would live off potato chips for eternity if I didn’t hate having jaundice. But, I’ve found a loophole! Enter: The Loaded Chip. It’s a racket I’ve devised that turns an otherwise nutritionally-void potato chip into a full-fledged meal. This one contains protein-packed Thick-Cut Filet, a rich cashew crema, and zingy pickled veg. If your denial muscles are strong, you can almost call it a well-rounded snack. Or, give yourself a break and just enjoy this brief respite from the parade of horrors we all call life. Happy Halloween!
GET THE FILET
Ingredients
Filet
  • 2 x Thick-Cut Filet
  • ½ tsp fine sea salt
  • Cracked black pepper
  • 2 tbsp olive oil
To assemble
  • A bag of large potato chips
  • Cashew cream or plant-based cheese alternative
  • Quick-pickled red onions
  • Chives (finely chopped)
SERVES 2-4 / TAKES 15 MINUTES
preparation
Filet
  1. Season defrosted Filets with salt and pepper.
  2. Heat neutral oil in a non-stick pan over medium heat. Add the Filets and cook for 3-4 minutes on each side, until browned and heated through.
  3. Remove from the heat, slice into thin slices, and cut each slice in half.
Assembly
  1. Place large potato chips on a serving platter.
  2. Top each chip with cashew cream, filet piece, pickled red onion, and chives.
  3. Serve immediately.