Why I opened a plant-based restaurant out of spite
Here’s to being irrational.
What a time to be alive! I mean, what a kerfuffle! A few greedy a-holes decimated our ecosystem, and now we—the people—have to change our habits to be all responsible and stuff. Do you think we wanted to make this edible insanity? Of course not! We’d rather be frolicking in the savanna, hunting wild avocado toasts and watching ‘Die Hard’ on VHS, just like our ancestors. But instead, we got the metaverse and single-use coffee pods. We got tricked into worshiping.
What a time to be alive! I mean, what a kerfuffle! A few greedy a-holes decimated our ecosystem, and now we—the people—have to change our habits to be all responsible and stuff. Do you think we wanted to make this edible insanity? Of course not! We’d rather be frolicking in the savanna, hunting wild avocado toasts and watching ‘Die Hard’ on VHS, just like our ancestors. But instead, we got the metaverse and single-use coffee pods. We got tricked into worshiping.
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